Alright the expression "everyone does it!" is true. And yes there are some people out there who still haven't and that's because they're either "staying pure until marriage" or they are waiting for someone they trust to lose it to. I lost mine to Christian. It's really a funny story how we came to be but that will be a later post.
Sex is actually proven to relieve stress, like seriously. If you think about it it does seem logical. It's fun, it's considered exercise, and it feels good. All that movement releases endorphins which make you happy and stress free. So yeahh my stress levels are down during and after I have sex. I'm not saying everyone who's stressed go out and have sex, but if you are in a relationship or fooling around with someone you trust just get together and... have sex. Simple as that. The number one way I manage my stress as a teenager is sex. It's fun and takes the edge off. So.......GET SOME!
I don't know about guys but for girls the stress releasing is very pleasurable and much appreciated. So... THANK YOU CHRISTIAN! <3333
Did I mention my lovely Christian is very good in bed and never leaves me unsatisfied. It could be his technique or it might have something to do with his, rather large, appendage ;)
Sincerely, Saltine Backstabber :)
Wednesday, January 26, 2011
Sunday, January 23, 2011
Let's Talk About The Great Sperm Donor
As we've said before the Sperm Donor is my father, or at least that's what I'm supposed to call him. He was with me until I was about 10, and then my parents got a divorce. The divorce wasn't the bad part. The person my father turned into, or the person he always was, is the problem.
Sperm Donor is a complete whore. He goes through girlfriends like he goes through underwear. He wants to have a relationship with his children, yet he treats them like shit. I'm the last of four kids from the great Sperm Donor, and you would have thought that he would learn from the first three. The first kid, my father just got in touch with and recently found out about. They had a relationship for about 4 months, and then my father didn't call him on Christmas. BYE BYE Child #1. The second and third child are brother and sister. He screwed that one up when they were only 12. He didn't want to claim them both as children, so they didn't want to claim him as their father. BYE BYE Child #2 and Child #3. Last but not least we have Child #4. Me. And I don't know how much longer this one will last.
When Sperm Donor first left, he stayed around. He lived about ten minutes away and I saw him every other day. Then he decided to move away. He wanted to lived three and a half hours away because he had nothing holding him there. I wasn't enough I guess. Who cares if I am his son, he clearly didn't want me to be. And now that he is out of my life, that's the way he wants to keep it. He calls once a week to "check in on me" and wants to make sure my grades are up, yet he won't help pay for school. He barely pays child support and the only impact he has had on my life is to make it worse.
Thanks a lot Sperm Donor for everything, seriously! You are the best... Stay out of my life.
Sincerely,
Christian Homewrecker
Sperm Donor is a complete whore. He goes through girlfriends like he goes through underwear. He wants to have a relationship with his children, yet he treats them like shit. I'm the last of four kids from the great Sperm Donor, and you would have thought that he would learn from the first three. The first kid, my father just got in touch with and recently found out about. They had a relationship for about 4 months, and then my father didn't call him on Christmas. BYE BYE Child #1. The second and third child are brother and sister. He screwed that one up when they were only 12. He didn't want to claim them both as children, so they didn't want to claim him as their father. BYE BYE Child #2 and Child #3. Last but not least we have Child #4. Me. And I don't know how much longer this one will last.
When Sperm Donor first left, he stayed around. He lived about ten minutes away and I saw him every other day. Then he decided to move away. He wanted to lived three and a half hours away because he had nothing holding him there. I wasn't enough I guess. Who cares if I am his son, he clearly didn't want me to be. And now that he is out of my life, that's the way he wants to keep it. He calls once a week to "check in on me" and wants to make sure my grades are up, yet he won't help pay for school. He barely pays child support and the only impact he has had on my life is to make it worse.
Thanks a lot Sperm Donor for everything, seriously! You are the best... Stay out of my life.
Sincerely,
Christian Homewrecker
Saturday, January 22, 2011
Background Info
If you are going to be reading this Blog then you should know some background information on the people writing it and mentioned in it.
Saltine Backstabber (Saltine Backstabber): A wonderful alias, rather informative and humorous. Teenagers never have it easy and it doesn't get any better as an adult. I have personally experienced the stress of school, work, family, friends, relationships, and any other thing you can think of. As much as I do love my friends and family they are a very large contributor to my stress. I constantly can't sleep due to rushing, unresting thoughts in my head and to be frank it affects my mood and motivation for everyday activities. This then makes the whole situation even more stressful. But I found that venting to complete honest strangers is an extreme stress reliever.
Christian Homewrecker (Christian Homewrecker): Another great alias developed over an extremely stressful situation. Whether I stress about school, family, or friends, it all builds up over time. As a teenager I have no way to release, so Saltine and I came up with the great idea about blogging about it. Though you'll hear about my many stresses later, my main stress reducer is Saltine. She is my beautiful girlfriend, who is my main venting outlet, besides you soon to be outlets. Though my stress is not extreme, it still adds up over time and is really affecting both my mood and even my overall abilities. To say the least, I'm ready to vent!
Gaga Perry (Mr. Perry): Our openly gay friend, who likes to exaggerate his feelings and emotions. Not a moment goes by without Mr. Perry singing. He is extremely flamboyant and loves drama, both types. Mr. Perry is practically our "bitch". He gives neck, shoulder, head, and foot massages on command, and does practically anything you ask him to do. Though we may take some advantage of this gift, it is only payback for the stress that he brings to our lives, even if he is one of our best friends.
Pit Boss (Pit Boss, Boss): Is the employer of both of us, and is also Saltine's mother. This is a hard relationship because she tries to be my employer and my mother. To personalities that clash. Also it annoys me how she does things; it's like she doesn't think things through. I just give up when she gets mad and leave the room. I have completed my semester long psychology class and I can say my mother uses displacement quite frequently.
Bitch.A.Lot (Bitch'alot): If there was anyone who just loved to hear themselves talk and bitch and complain to everyone it would be Bitch.A.Lot. She never has anything good to say and it’s always about her and how bad her life sucks. It’s like HELLO! you’re not the only one with problems the rest of us are just nice enough to keep it to yourself, you should try it sometime and maybe people would actually not try to avoid you at lunch.
Nurse (Nurse): Is Christian's mother. She is there to listen to his feelings and usually understands the problems that a teen goes through. She has not always done everything perfectly in her life, and she is the only adult I know who will admit to that. Nurse is there to listen to Christian and wants to do everything to relieve the stress in his life.
Prude (GoodyTwo): Is the absolute enemy of Christian. She brags about her grades like people care and she thinks she is the absolute best thing that has ever been on this Earth. Though she used to be best friends with Saltine, she is still considered a bitch by practically everyone. She has pretty much no friends because of the way she treats people, and is one of Christian's main causes of stress. She doesn't understand how to talk to people in general and clearly has no life. Though she currently has a boyfriend, it won't be for long because he can barely stand her, like everybody else. She's so prude and perfect, too bad she's the only one who feels that way.
Sperm Donor (Sperm Donor): Is Christian's father. A man who has practically never been in his life and the reason most of his personality "quirks". Since Sperm Donor has never been in Christian's life, that's about all he is to him anymore. Christian barely sees Sperm Donor anymore, and the deprivation of a relationship with his father adds a lot of stress into his life. Trust me when I say this, you will hear a lot about this man and his many relationships and screw ups in Christian's life.
Black Cotton (Black Cotton, Black): She is African American. She does not like to be described as black. But in an almost white school saying that girl over there isn't as obvious as the black girl. If she had bright pink hair I would say oh that girl over there with bright pink hair. But the only thing that does separate her is that she is black. But she has feelings and is a human being so we aren't allowed to describe her as black.
DopeHead (DopeHead, Dope): If it's not girlfriend trouble or parent feuds its college or money. He is an emotional roller coaster and the perfect spectacle for any psychologist. Having the stress of wondering if your brother is still alive or not is an uncannily feeling. Also his instability is hard to keep up with and to handle on top of all the other stress. As his sister I have an obligation to care and be concerned about him.
Saltine Backstabber (Saltine Backstabber): A wonderful alias, rather informative and humorous. Teenagers never have it easy and it doesn't get any better as an adult. I have personally experienced the stress of school, work, family, friends, relationships, and any other thing you can think of. As much as I do love my friends and family they are a very large contributor to my stress. I constantly can't sleep due to rushing, unresting thoughts in my head and to be frank it affects my mood and motivation for everyday activities. This then makes the whole situation even more stressful. But I found that venting to complete honest strangers is an extreme stress reliever.
Christian Homewrecker (Christian Homewrecker): Another great alias developed over an extremely stressful situation. Whether I stress about school, family, or friends, it all builds up over time. As a teenager I have no way to release, so Saltine and I came up with the great idea about blogging about it. Though you'll hear about my many stresses later, my main stress reducer is Saltine. She is my beautiful girlfriend, who is my main venting outlet, besides you soon to be outlets. Though my stress is not extreme, it still adds up over time and is really affecting both my mood and even my overall abilities. To say the least, I'm ready to vent!
Gaga Perry (Mr. Perry): Our openly gay friend, who likes to exaggerate his feelings and emotions. Not a moment goes by without Mr. Perry singing. He is extremely flamboyant and loves drama, both types. Mr. Perry is practically our "bitch". He gives neck, shoulder, head, and foot massages on command, and does practically anything you ask him to do. Though we may take some advantage of this gift, it is only payback for the stress that he brings to our lives, even if he is one of our best friends.
Pit Boss (Pit Boss, Boss): Is the employer of both of us, and is also Saltine's mother. This is a hard relationship because she tries to be my employer and my mother. To personalities that clash. Also it annoys me how she does things; it's like she doesn't think things through. I just give up when she gets mad and leave the room. I have completed my semester long psychology class and I can say my mother uses displacement quite frequently.
Bitch.A.Lot (Bitch'alot): If there was anyone who just loved to hear themselves talk and bitch and complain to everyone it would be Bitch.A.Lot. She never has anything good to say and it’s always about her and how bad her life sucks. It’s like HELLO! you’re not the only one with problems the rest of us are just nice enough to keep it to yourself, you should try it sometime and maybe people would actually not try to avoid you at lunch.
Nurse (Nurse): Is Christian's mother. She is there to listen to his feelings and usually understands the problems that a teen goes through. She has not always done everything perfectly in her life, and she is the only adult I know who will admit to that. Nurse is there to listen to Christian and wants to do everything to relieve the stress in his life.
Prude (GoodyTwo): Is the absolute enemy of Christian. She brags about her grades like people care and she thinks she is the absolute best thing that has ever been on this Earth. Though she used to be best friends with Saltine, she is still considered a bitch by practically everyone. She has pretty much no friends because of the way she treats people, and is one of Christian's main causes of stress. She doesn't understand how to talk to people in general and clearly has no life. Though she currently has a boyfriend, it won't be for long because he can barely stand her, like everybody else. She's so prude and perfect, too bad she's the only one who feels that way.
Sperm Donor (Sperm Donor): Is Christian's father. A man who has practically never been in his life and the reason most of his personality "quirks". Since Sperm Donor has never been in Christian's life, that's about all he is to him anymore. Christian barely sees Sperm Donor anymore, and the deprivation of a relationship with his father adds a lot of stress into his life. Trust me when I say this, you will hear a lot about this man and his many relationships and screw ups in Christian's life.
Black Cotton (Black Cotton, Black): She is African American. She does not like to be described as black. But in an almost white school saying that girl over there isn't as obvious as the black girl. If she had bright pink hair I would say oh that girl over there with bright pink hair. But the only thing that does separate her is that she is black. But she has feelings and is a human being so we aren't allowed to describe her as black.
DopeHead (DopeHead, Dope): If it's not girlfriend trouble or parent feuds its college or money. He is an emotional roller coaster and the perfect spectacle for any psychologist. Having the stress of wondering if your brother is still alive or not is an uncannily feeling. Also his instability is hard to keep up with and to handle on top of all the other stress. As his sister I have an obligation to care and be concerned about him.
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