Background Info

If you are going to be reading this Blog then you should know some background information on the people writing it and mentioned in it.


Saltine Backstabber (Saltine Backstabber): A wonderful alias, rather informative and humorous. Teenagers never have it easy and it doesn't get any better as an adult. I have personally experienced the stress of school, work, family, friends, relationships, and any other thing you can think of. As much as I do love my friends and family they are a very large contributor to my stress. I constantly can't sleep due to rushing, unresting thoughts in my head and to be frank it affects my mood and motivation for everyday activities. This then makes the whole situation even more stressful. But I found that venting to complete honest strangers is an extreme stress reliever.


Christian Homewrecker (Christian Homewrecker): Another great alias developed over an extremely stressful situation. Whether I stress about school, family, or friends, it all builds up over time. As a teenager I have no way to release, so Saltine and I came up with the great idea about blogging about it. Though you'll hear about my many stresses later, my main stress reducer is Saltine. She is my beautiful girlfriend, who is my main venting outlet, besides you soon to be outlets. Though my stress is not extreme, it still adds up over time and is really affecting both my mood and even my overall abilities. To say the least, I'm ready to vent!


Gaga Perry (Mr. Perry): Our openly gay friend, who likes to exaggerate his feelings and emotions. Not a moment goes by without Mr. Perry singing. He is extremely flamboyant and loves drama, both types. Mr. Perry is practically our "bitch". He gives neck, shoulder, head, and foot massages on command, and does practically anything you ask him to do. Though we may take some advantage of this gift, it is only payback for the stress that he brings to our lives, even if he is one of our best friends.


Pit Boss (Pit Boss, Boss): Is the employer of both of us, and is also Saltine's mother. This is a hard relationship because she tries to be my employer and my mother. To personalities that clash. Also it annoys me how she does things; it's like she doesn't think things through. I just give up when she gets mad and leave the room. I have completed my semester long psychology class and I can say my mother uses displacement quite frequently.


Bitch.A.Lot (Bitch'alot): If there was anyone who just loved to hear themselves talk and bitch and complain to everyone it would be Bitch.A.Lot. She never has anything good to say and it’s always about her and how bad her life sucks. It’s like HELLO! you’re not the only one with problems the rest of us are just nice enough to keep it to yourself, you should try it sometime and maybe people would actually not try to avoid you at lunch.


Nurse (Nurse): Is Christian's mother. She is there to listen to his feelings and usually understands the problems that a teen goes through. She has not always done everything perfectly in her life, and she is the only adult I know who will admit to that. Nurse is there to listen to Christian and wants to do everything to relieve the stress in his life. 


Prude (GoodyTwo): Is the absolute enemy of Christian. She brags about her grades like people care and she thinks she is the absolute best thing that has ever been on this Earth. Though she used to be best friends with Saltine, she is still considered a bitch by practically everyone. She has pretty much no friends because of the way she treats people, and is one of Christian's main causes of stress. She doesn't understand how to talk to people in general and clearly has no life. Though she currently has a boyfriend, it won't be for long because he can barely stand her, like everybody else. She's so prude and perfect, too bad she's the only one who feels that way.


Sperm Donor (Sperm Donor): Is Christian's father. A man who has practically never been in his life and the reason most of his personality "quirks". Since Sperm Donor has never been in Christian's life, that's about all he is to him anymore. Christian barely sees Sperm Donor anymore, and the deprivation of a relationship with his father adds a lot of stress into his life. Trust me when I say this, you will hear a lot about this man and his many relationships and screw ups in Christian's life.


Black Cotton (Black Cotton, Black): She is African American. She does not like to be described as black. But in an almost white school saying that girl over there isn't as obvious as the black girl. If she had bright pink hair I would say oh that girl over there with bright pink hair. But the only thing that does separate her is that she is black. But she has feelings and is a human being so we aren't allowed to describe her as black.


DopeHead (DopeHead, Dope): If it's not girlfriend trouble or parent feuds its college or money. He is an emotional roller coaster and the perfect spectacle for any psychologist. Having the stress of wondering if your brother is still alive or not is an uncannily feeling. Also his instability is hard to keep up with and to handle on top of all the other stress. As his sister I have an obligation to care and be concerned about him.